Been a good day...took my Daughter for her scan at the local Hospital and had a little fun...
Had to wait outside whilst the scan was done(parents only...jerks)so i sat with McKenzie my Grandson.....lady sitting near by asked how old my son was...i said he was my brother
....told her our African mum was 65 years old and could not control her sex drive....she was so interested....told her our dad was now taking a trial version of the pill for men and it was called crossedlegsx2....she went along with it and never once butted an eyelid:yum::yum::yum:
I should stop acting like this when out but i just get my kicks from acting a twat....Daughter come out and all good on the baby scan....healthy heartbeat ect but the scan pic is kinda naff...he/she would not stop moving so i think he/she may be disturbed just like me
Daughter is worried i tell strangers odd stories.....i am worried someone took the time to listen....my grandson looked worried i can cook up farts that smell worse than his 18 month old soiled pants
What a day....so much fun.