“There is nothing to fear but fear itself” –
And you become a phobophobic!
Yes, the fear of fear. The mind is an awful thing, is out to get us. ‘Oh please don’t frighten me’ – we tell ourselves, little realizing we have just planted a seed soon to grow into a monster inducing sudden anxiety attacks over the slightest thing you can imagine. Am I a scaremongerer? Am I trying to frighten YOU? Do you tremble at reading my words of wisdom? Let me reassure you that I have no intention of making you get upset about growing old or growing old before your time, even if you are, which you most likely are. Sorry to be so blunt, but blunt is honest, isn’t it.
As for your private parts, I know many fret about their own – whether they are too big, too small, too pink, too smelly, too hairy, too noisy…
It doesn’t matter! We’re all human. It is natural to worry about our deficiencies. We can’t all be one of the very, very few beautiful people, can we. Relax knowing the fact that ugliness is the norm. It was not your fault you were born hideous and bound to get more so as you get older. Just avoid looking in mirrors. Simple but effective advice.
Fear of fear? Don’t think. Just remember that. Whenever you get uptight, just remember not to think. Can you remember that, can you, hmm?
Good!
And you become a phobophobic!
Yes, the fear of fear. The mind is an awful thing, is out to get us. ‘Oh please don’t frighten me’ – we tell ourselves, little realizing we have just planted a seed soon to grow into a monster inducing sudden anxiety attacks over the slightest thing you can imagine. Am I a scaremongerer? Am I trying to frighten YOU? Do you tremble at reading my words of wisdom? Let me reassure you that I have no intention of making you get upset about growing old or growing old before your time, even if you are, which you most likely are. Sorry to be so blunt, but blunt is honest, isn’t it.
As for your private parts, I know many fret about their own – whether they are too big, too small, too pink, too smelly, too hairy, too noisy…
It doesn’t matter! We’re all human. It is natural to worry about our deficiencies. We can’t all be one of the very, very few beautiful people, can we. Relax knowing the fact that ugliness is the norm. It was not your fault you were born hideous and bound to get more so as you get older. Just avoid looking in mirrors. Simple but effective advice.
Fear of fear? Don’t think. Just remember that. Whenever you get uptight, just remember not to think. Can you remember that, can you, hmm?
Good!
