Limerick competition

jimgwarb

New member
I just had the idea of doing a limerick myself, rather than finding one. So I picked up a word at random and chose 'suspicious'. I then spotted something and showed it to my wife and she burst out laughing. Here's my humble offering :

There was a man from Mauritius
Whose ways were really suspicious
He’d take off his clothes
And his things he’d expose
Especially his Golden Delicious

Now it's your turn. You can take the word 'suspicious', use it as a base, or use a similar word, and see what you come up with. This sort of thing is good for the brain!

PS My wife comes from Mauritius.
 
There was a man from Chicago
Whose ways were really suspicious
Elected to Office
Twice no less and proves to be
Prodigiously pernicious!
 
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